A devils dictionary.

Peace = death
Harmony = war
Life = strife
Love = lust + sentimentality
Freedom = happiness in slavery
Good = something you like
Bad = something you don’t like
Evil = something you really don’t like
Enough = more than you have now
Religion = collective delusion
Wrong = a quality arising in a person who does not agree with you
Right = a quality arising in a person who does agree with you
Liar = see wrong
Deviant, freak, weirdo = not like yourself
Glutton = someone who enjoys their food
Sin = the pursuit of pleasure
Holy = quality arising from having holes in your head
Property = something that you can prevent others from taking from you
Human rights = human fights
Respect = fear
Dirt = unwanted earth
Weeds = unwanted plants
Theft = attempting to take what you have decided is yours
Virtue = exotic arrogance

For Ambrose Bierce a brilliant devil.
“Abatis, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outside from molest-
ing the rubbish inside”
This is not some sort of indication that I am attempting to keep people away, its just my favourite quote of his.