a conspiracy in ilford
perhaps most of you don't live in ilford or anywhere near there probably most of you havn't even heard of it so for the benifit of clarity it is a place in england just out side of london and i live near there.
in this place theres a mall just outside the mall is a cash machine or a.t.m as some would prefer and this atm almost never works or else is out of money nothing strange there you mite think after all it is just outside the mall obviously a lot of people use it now thats true but what is also true is that just inside the mall there is another cash machine and between this cash machine and the afformensioned one there are two key differences
1 the second cash machine is rarely out of cash
2 it charges you to take it out
if you don't want to be charged then you can walk to the first one its not that far away and if you're very lucky you mite be able to use it but if you're not then you'll just have to walk to the next one which is considerably further away thus you probably end up using the second one and just put up with being charged AND I SAY ITS A CONSPIRACY!
paranoid you say? perhaps that what they want you to think.
perhaps most of you don't live in ilford or anywhere near there probably most of you havn't even heard of it so for the benifit of clarity it is a place in england just out side of london and i live near there.
in this place theres a mall just outside the mall is a cash machine or a.t.m as some would prefer and this atm almost never works or else is out of money nothing strange there you mite think after all it is just outside the mall obviously a lot of people use it now thats true but what is also true is that just inside the mall there is another cash machine and between this cash machine and the afformensioned one there are two key differences
1 the second cash machine is rarely out of cash
2 it charges you to take it out
if you don't want to be charged then you can walk to the first one its not that far away and if you're very lucky you mite be able to use it but if you're not then you'll just have to walk to the next one which is considerably further away thus you probably end up using the second one and just put up with being charged AND I SAY ITS A CONSPIRACY!
paranoid you say? perhaps that what they want you to think.
posted by Phillip R Goodman at 7:37 AM
3 Comments:
Hey, I just stopped by cause I saw your comment at the splintered mind. I loved your blog name - "unregistered text offender" what a wonderful pun!! And your title is intellectually funny.
Thank God for British humor... (my husband's a Brit, too.)
Later... ^..^
one and just put up with being charged AND I SAY ITS A CONSPIRACY!
paranoid you say? perhaps that what they want you to think.
Yes... sounds like one to me.
I think I adore your comments on life... I'm going to link this site on mine if that's okay... (then I can find you again!!!)
Stop by and say hi, please.
Katie.
It is a conspiracy. Both are probably owned by the same parent company. One is put there to lure you over and filled with considerably less cash. The other is full of cash and generates the revenue.
Blimey, limey.
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